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I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category.
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19 Sep 2012 12:36 #23673
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"Do what makes your heart sing"
Replied by sevenrays on topic Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category.
You know you're an MMSarian when you sit at the airport and can't wait to get home to try out the new MMS fridge refresher protocol.
"Do what makes your heart sing"
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28 Sep 2012 00:07 #24090
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Replied by Horsefeathers on topic Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category.
I know this is a humor thread about MMS but couldn't resist this one that I found on the web!
A New Exercise
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.
With a 5-pound potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.
Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.
After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-pound potato sacks. Then try 50-pound potato sacks, and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (Our Blog Manager is at this level presently.)
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.
A New Exercise
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.
With a 5-pound potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.
Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.
After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-pound potato sacks. Then try 50-pound potato sacks, and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (Our Blog Manager is at this level presently.)
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.
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28 Sep 2012 00:31 - 28 Sep 2012 00:32 #24092
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"Do what makes your heart sing"
Replied by sevenrays on topic Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category.
ROFLMAO Thanks Horsefeathers, really needed that one today.
By the way any humor is welcome here not only MMS humor
By the way any humor is welcome here not only MMS humor
"Do what makes your heart sing"
Last edit: 28 Sep 2012 00:32 by sevenrays.
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