I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category.

Love it, LOL, keep it coming.

You know when you're an MMSarian when the suspense getting updates about Calvin the calf (see thread: CDS, Injections and Dairy Cows) and if his health is improving is distracting you from your everyday chores.

You know when you're an MMSarian when you keep a set of MMS/Citric bottles in your office, and immediately when you hear someone sneeze (ALARM: AIRBORNE BACTERIA) you quickly QUICKLY mix 10 drops of MMS in a glass, and put it on top of your computer monitor to clear the air. Whether they like it or not

( True story! )

You know you're an MMSarian when you haven't worn a watch for over 4 years, and go out and buy one with an alarm, just so you can get your MMS doses in.

Wow Pam, we're in sync

I have a timer on my phone, high tech

You know you're an MMSarian when, after reading this forum thread, you put on your shopping list: new watch that has built-in timer.

The MMSarian shopping list:

1 watch with built in timer
Glass Baby Bottles with Nipples
Sippy Cup
Silicon Hose
Insurance incase bottle blows up when making CDS because I forgot to think of an air pressure release hole
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Enema bag
syringe (various sizes)
shot glasses (no alcohol though)
mason jars (incase the baby bottle CDS production doesn't work for me)
extra sheets (hope I don't need them, but just incase)
have I missed something???

You know you're an MMSarian when you have a RO system or water filtration system to get rid of the chlorine taste in the water yet add MMS to the water you drink

You know you are an MMSarian when...

... anyone close to you complains of an ailment, you are thinking of how MMS's oxidation will help their condition...usually before they have completed the thought...

.... you failed chemistry class, but have a full lab set up in your kitchen.


...you use a single substance as shampoo, laundry detergent, toothpaste, mouthwash, deodorant, douche, vegetable cleaner, enema, sponge refresher.......


..."filling your prescription" may include a trip to the Pool Maintenance store

You know you're an MMSarian when you realize how much $$$ you will save from not buying deodorant, facial cleanser, reg. toothpaste, and, yes, suppositories for Hemorrhoids.
(yes working on that one now by freezing CDS in small insertable sizes, for me it's easier than first making MMS3).


You know you're an MMSarian when you love experimenting on new ways to use MMS