I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category.

I could possibly be a "MMSarian" here's my symptoms

1. I've started spraying MMS on every bug bite and sore, I can find it works so well I'm now chasing my wife around. Saying things like "I know it'll help standstill"

2. Philosophy on an upset stomach and the squirts has changed to a good thing as I explained to everyone's annoyance it's a reaction to the pathogens

3. I'm tempted to take pictures of my stool it has what I believe to be baby larva, which usually grosses me out now I'm like kill the little buggers

4. I can't wait to swallow more stuff my wife says looks like P because I know it's going to bring health benefits.

Tonight I will right little something about myself will have an idea of who I am.
At least I know me being weird is not a side effect of MMS I've always been a little strange but now I just sort of embrace my inner weirdness...

so what do you think do I qualify or not?

chad

Giver7 welcome and YES, you are an MMSarain.
Thanks for the good laugh. We have to face it, we might be weird but in a good way
Life will never be the same once you become a MMSarian

Again welcome,

sevenrays

Welcome Chad!

Group Hug on Inner Weirdness!

(and YES, you most certainly qualify as an MMSarian!)

A conversation of a MMSarian on the parasite cleanse after school picking up teenage daughter with learners permit:

Daughter: Mom, your speeding. (yes they always point out what mistakes you do)

MMSarian: Yes Love, I know, but I have to go to the bathroom very very badly.

Daughter: Well mom, you know if a cop stops you, it will slow things down way more and you wont get to the bath room any quicker. (love her logic:blink: )

MMSarian: Yes, you are right. But if a cop really stops me and I roll down the window, one whiff and he wont want to deal with me. (and the urgency of having to go will be gone)

Please do not attempt this at any time. Please drive safely.

LOL Sevenrays! That's right up there with:

You know you're an MMSarian when you HAVE to put down a child's sheet protector at night, just in case...

You kan recognize a fellow MMSarian by the timer that is attached to his/her shirt.


You know you're an MMSarian when the conversations you have with another MMSarian are the kind you would never talk about with others. (enema's, parasites, diarrhea, your inner weirdness)

I think the forum need to open a new category for pets and others animals. please not mix humans with animals.

Actually, there was a forum for that. However, you have posted in the humor thread, which is .... obviously not the thread you need to post in. I will send a message to Bruce and ask where the animal stuff should go.

There is an Animal Conditions and Results category see : www.genesis2forum.org/index.php?option=com_kunena&func=showcat&catid=43&Itemid=66

You know you're an MMSarian when realizing that all your bottles of MMS, CDS, and Citric acid are 4oz and you are only aloud to take 3.4oz bottles with liquid in your carry-on luggage in an airplane.