I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category.

Humor is very healing,
laughing is very healing,

I would like to start with:

You know you're a MMSarian when you added a free timer app onto your phone and set it for 1 hour.

You know you're a MMSarian when you start drinking out of a baby bottle again.

You know you're a MMSarian when the first thing you do in the morning is drink something that tastes highly chlorinated more so than the city water.

You know you're a MMSarian when you start learning about chemistry even though you're not in school.

Please add more clean and fun MMS humor.


sevenrays

What a delightful idea SevenRays! Love it!

Ok, here' my best attempt this morning:

You know you're an MMSarian when you no longer need to worry about dieting; the nausea will take care of any desire for food you have!

Good one KJ.

You know your an MMSarian when you know feeling nauseous is suppose to be a good sign.

You know you're an MMSarian on the parasite protocol, when you talk with another MMSarian about what you found in your poop this morning and you know you can't talk with 'regular' people about it, only an MMSarian can understand.

You know you have a white supremacy complex if you refer to yourself as an MMS Aryan as opposed to MMSarian.

(..a joke meant for those -not- aware of the original meaning of the lettered word "aryan".)

Even though I came up with the MMSarian purely derived from vegetarian (see the arian ending) I do like a challenge. To find 'aryan' came from Sanskrit ārya and means noble. Sanskrit is thousands of years older and the origin of this word does not pertain to the perverted meaning that the Nazi's or white supremacists have abused it with.


Come up with a different word if you please, just trying to bring in some humor while we are on our journey to health and wellbeing. Life is hard enough when not feeling well so please add humorous jokes that can lift us up.

My name is sevenrays and I am an MMSarian

You know you're an MMSarian when your kitchen turns into a chemistry lab.

You know you're an MMSarian when you use "pool chlorine" (calcium hypochlorite) in your bath water.

You know you are an MMSarian when you brush your teeth with the same thing you use on your arm pits

I wrote this awhile back and I think it's pretty funny and at the same time true:

Hello everyone. I just wanted to share my latest experience. I live in Jakarta Indonesia and it's very hot and humid here. I have been using a fragranced alcohol based under arm deodorant spray that has worked fine for me here for almost 2 years. The other day however, I started to get a rash in my left arm pit and it seemed to be getting worse day by day as I used my normal deodorant. So one morning last week I decided to try using my mms skin spray which is a 10 drops per once solution. I sprayed each arm pit as I normally do at about 5am. I then went to work - I'm a school teacher here, teaching English. It happened to be my big day of the week which is I leave at 6am and get back home at 9:30pm - so that's 15.5 hours. During the day the AC was off at times in my classrooms or weren't sufficient to properly cool the rooms I teach in because it's been rather hot lately. During my evening classes at one time the power went off for about 45 minutes and it really got hot and I sweated quite a bit.

So how did the mms work you ask? Absolutely NO smell. I couldn't believe it and thought there must be something wrong with my nose so I asked my wife to please smell my arm pits for the sake of humanity and experimentation - but she declined . Later she did kind of smell from a distance and said she couldn't smell anything.

I told my dad about it and he suggested that I see how long it would last on just the one morning spray. I told him that, for the sake of humanity and experimentation I would do just that (to the dismay of my wife ) Guess what, after 2 full days (and no shower during that time either ) there was still NO smell at all. I'm amazed.

So, it's not a medical breakthrough - but I think it's pretty cool. By the way, the rash is going away too and I have not experienced any irritation at all using mms under my arms .

That's all for now. Keep mmsn!

Oh, one last thought. And this may become a common proverb in the future so I'd like to claim credit for it right now :

You can lead someone to MMS, but you can't make him drink it.

Excellent experiments, TruthQuester! Glad your rash is clearing up, and thanks for the good laugh.

SeverRays: The one about the kitchen being like a chem lab is hysterical -- good one!

Here's my best shot today:

You know you're an MMSer when it's you and not your child that carries a sippy cup with 2 doses of MMS to cover you while out shopping.

You know your an MMSarian when you first learned about MMS and where skeptical and after taking it for awhile you can't wait to tell everyone else about it. Wait not funny but serious.

You know your an MMSer when you roll up 2 tissues and spray it wet with mms solution and put it between your sweet cheeks

You know your an MMSer when you use MMS spray to clean your hands instead of hand sanitizer

Tried

Truthquester, love the teeth/armpit one. And thanks for the story is funny too.

KJ a sipper cup great idea and funny, why didn't I think of that. I was trying to think what to do when I am on the go.

Dlhnorthwest great try. need to remember the 2 tissue protocol


Here's something that happened to me this morning. Last night I couldn't sleep so I am reading about MMS1, MMS2, MMS3 since I am fairly new and in learning stage it a lot of info. I go back to sleep. My dogs barking woke me up and seriously what comes out of my mouth I call him loudly MMS no his name isn't MMS it's Oliver, but thats what came out of my mouth.

You're an MMSarian when you call your dog MMS instead of his real name.