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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 14 Sep 2012 00:18 #23369

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You know you're an MMSarian when the first thing that comes to mind for first aid is CDS. (works great on burns) :woohoo:
"Do what makes your heart sing"
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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 14 Sep 2012 00:58 #23370

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You know you're an MMSarian when half the top shelf of the refrigerator is MMS/CDS, plus more in the door, bottles of every size, and it takes 3x the length of time for the food to go bad because there's so much free floating CDS in the fridge.
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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 14 Sep 2012 19:00 #23419

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You know you're an MMSarian when you read Pam's last post and say, "OOOOOOOoooooo!!!! CDS to keep the veggies fresh!!!!"
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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 14 Sep 2012 20:00 #23421

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I'm wondering if a small amount, like a shot glass full of the dry MMS

would freshen up a refrigerator overnight while people were sleeping?!

kw

forgive me for no joke to add :)
I recently came upon MMS and FGHP therapy at the same time. And NOW more recently, I stumbled into old therapies, like turpentine!
And I always support peoples right to choose whichever therapy they see fit to take!
augmentinforce.50webs.com/Turpentine%20Therapy.htm
youtube- daniels, why turpentine is good for your health most excellent info with instructions and warnings for proper preparation prior to using turp should you choose to do so.
diamond g in georgia was the best turp I found.
www.biologicaltherapeutics.com/documents/Scientists%20Trace.pdf
also check out the borax conspiracy about arthritis, worth your time to read.

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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 14 Sep 2012 20:53 #23425

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LOL, try it and see, then report back!

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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 14 Sep 2012 22:43 #23428

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I would, but I have none of the dry, but perhaps 3 drops of each in the shot glass on the fridge shelf b4 bed?!

Please express any fears.....but I kinda doubt there'd be enuf pressure built up from 3+3 drops! or am I wrong?

kw
I recently came upon MMS and FGHP therapy at the same time. And NOW more recently, I stumbled into old therapies, like turpentine!
And I always support peoples right to choose whichever therapy they see fit to take!
augmentinforce.50webs.com/Turpentine%20Therapy.htm
youtube- daniels, why turpentine is good for your health most excellent info with instructions and warnings for proper preparation prior to using turp should you choose to do so.
diamond g in georgia was the best turp I found.
www.biologicaltherapeutics.com/documents/Scientists%20Trace.pdf
also check out the borax conspiracy about arthritis, worth your time to read.

;-)

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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 19 Sep 2012 12:36 #23673

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You know you're an MMSarian when you sit at the airport and can't wait to get home to try out the new MMS fridge refresher protocol. :)
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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 28 Sep 2012 00:07 #24090

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I know this is a humor thread about MMS but couldn't resist this one that I found on the web!

A New Exercise

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.
With a 5-pound potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can.
Try to reach a full minute, and then relax.
Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.
After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-pound potato sacks. Then try 50-pound potato sacks, and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (Our Blog Manager is at this level presently.)
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.
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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 28 Sep 2012 00:31 #24092

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ROFLMAO Thanks Horsefeathers, really needed that one today.

By the way any humor is welcome here not only MMS humor :)
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