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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 20 Aug 2012 23:35 #21593

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You know you're an MMSarian when you save ALL the MMSarian lingo to a file and plan to update it regularly!
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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 21 Aug 2012 00:30 #21597

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You know you're an MMSarian when you buy shot glasses but no alcohol.
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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 21 Aug 2012 01:08 #21599

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Love it, LOL, keep it coming.

You know when you're an MMSarian when the suspense getting updates about Calvin the calf (see thread: CDS, Injections and Dairy Cows) and if his health is improving is distracting you from your everyday chores.
"Do what makes your heart sing"
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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 21 Aug 2012 02:14 #21601

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You know when you're an MMSarian when you keep a set of MMS/Citric bottles in your office, and immediately when you hear someone sneeze (ALARM: AIRBORNE BACTERIA) you quickly QUICKLY mix 10 drops of MMS in a glass, and put it on top of your computer monitor to clear the air. Whether they like it or not :woohoo:

( True story! ) :silly:
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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 21 Aug 2012 02:14 #21602

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You know you're an MMSarian when you haven't worn a watch for over 4 years, and go out and buy one with an alarm, just so you can get your MMS doses in. :P
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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 21 Aug 2012 02:15 #21603

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Wow Pam, we're in sync :woohoo:

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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 21 Aug 2012 03:06 #21604

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I have a timer on my phone, high tech ;)
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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 21 Aug 2012 18:42 #21644

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You know you're an MMSarian when, after reading this forum thread, you put on your shopping list: new watch that has built-in timer.
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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 21 Aug 2012 19:28 #21652

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The MMSarian shopping list:

1 watch with built in timer
Glass Baby Bottles with Nipples
Sippy Cup
Silicon Hose
Insurance incase bottle blows up when making CDS because I forgot to think of an air pressure release hole
DE
Enema bag
syringe (various sizes)
shot glasses (no alcohol though)
mason jars (incase the baby bottle CDS production doesn't work for me)
extra sheets (hope I don't need them, but just incase)
have I missed something???

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