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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 17 Aug 2012 22:34 #21425

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Truthquester, love the teeth/armpit one. And thanks for the story is funny too.

KJ a sipper cup great idea and funny, why didn't I think of that. I was trying to think what to do when I am on the go. :)

Dlhnorthwest great try. need to remember the 2 tissue protocol :)


Here's something that happened to me this morning. Last night I couldn't sleep so I am reading about MMS1, MMS2, MMS3 since I am fairly new and in learning stage it a lot of info. I go back to sleep. My dogs barking woke me up and seriously what comes out of my mouth I call him loudly MMS no his name isn't MMS it's Oliver, but thats what came out of my mouth.

You're an MMSarian when you call your dog MMS instead of his real name. :S
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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 18 Aug 2012 16:50 #21458

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You know you're an MMSarian when you use the same thing for your own healthcare as well as for your pets.
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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 19 Aug 2012 17:07 #21509

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That's SO funny MMS---I mean, er, SeverRays :silly:

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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 19 Aug 2012 18:32 #21517

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Even though I came up with the MMSarian purely derived from vegetarian (see the arian ending) I do like a challenge. To find 'aryan' came from Sanskrit ārya and means noble. Sanskrit is thousands of years older and the origin of this word does not pertain to the perverted meaning that the Nazi's or white supremacists have abused it with.


to sum it up, it essentially means (from my sources) enlightened, educated and wise, and has nothing to do with race. im perfectly okay with the term MMSarian and in no way did i mean anything but fun in the joke made. either way, keep them funy mms jokes coming, folks!

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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 19 Aug 2012 21:16 #21525

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Thanks Matthieu for your post. :)

You know you're an MMSarian when you follow the status of Clavin the calf, another fellow boarder with HSV or Hep C while you yourself are not feeling to well either. But you are confident MMS will win at the end.


Hope more of you can join and spread humor, would really appreciate it. :)

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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 20 Aug 2012 14:37 #21561

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You know you're an MMSarian when you felt crappy all weekend long taking MMS, yet know that is was good for you.

Looking forward to a brand new week on MMS :)
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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 20 Aug 2012 15:52 #21571

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You know you're an MMSer when you try to sneak in that one extra dosage of MMS2 at night so you can "clean while you sleep" and learn the hard way that MMS2 doesn't work gently in the background while you sleep :blush: (I have never changed my sheets so many times or taken so many showers in one night!)
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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 20 Aug 2012 22:59 #21590

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Oh KJ,
thanks, lesson learned.

You know you're an MMSarian if you learn through others experiences.

You know you're an MMSarian when you can't believe and hour has already passed again. Time flies. :blink:
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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 20 Aug 2012 23:30 #21591

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Guys, this is fun...keep up the humour (sorry for the spellling...I'm South African!)
You know you're a MMSarian when people hear about MMS for the first time AND believe you!
Love it!
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