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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 24 Aug 2012 22:29 #21808

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You know you're an MMSer when you start getting anxious when the big hand nears to top of the hour (i.e., time to run the nausea hurdles again).

We should have our own Olympics...
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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 26 Aug 2012 18:45 #21931

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You know you're an MMSarian when your grown kids ask why I have shot-glasses standing all over in the house, yet don't drink alcohol. :huh:

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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 26 Aug 2012 18:47 #21932

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You know you're an MMSer when you go from Alkalarian to Carnivore overnight.
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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 26 Aug 2012 20:10 #21941

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Yes KJ,
it's like one paradigm shift after the other. You thought you were eating soooo healthy to now do the total opposite it can blow your mind.

You know you're an MMSarian when you find yourself swimming against the mainstream of thinking and wondering "what the heck am I doing?"
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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 26 Aug 2012 20:52 #21942

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I could possibly be a "MMSarian" here's my symptoms

1. I've started spraying MMS on every bug bite and sore, I can find it works so well I'm now chasing my wife around. Saying things like "I know it'll help standstill"

2. Philosophy on an upset stomach and the squirts has changed to a good thing as I explained to everyone's annoyance it's a reaction to the pathogens

3. I'm tempted to take pictures of my stool it has what I believe to be baby larva, which usually grosses me out now I'm like kill the little buggers

4. I can't wait to swallow more stuff my wife says looks like P because I know it's going to bring health benefits.

Tonight I will right little something about myself will have an idea of who I am.
At least I know me being weird is not a side effect of MMS I've always been a little strange but now I just sort of embrace my inner weirdness...

so what do you think do I qualify or not?

chad
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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 26 Aug 2012 21:41 #21945

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Giver7 welcome and YES, you are an MMSarain.
Thanks for the good laugh. We have to face it, we might be weird but in a good way :lol:
Life will never be the same once you become a MMSarian :cheer:

Again welcome,

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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 26 Aug 2012 22:00 #21946

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Welcome Chad!

Group Hug on Inner Weirdness! :silly:

(and YES, you most certainly qualify as an MMSarian!)
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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 30 Aug 2012 16:00 #22242

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A conversation of a MMSarian on the parasite cleanse after school picking up teenage daughter with learners permit:

Daughter: Mom, your speeding. (yes they always point out what mistakes you do)

MMSarian: Yes Love, I know, but I have to go to the bathroom very very badly.

Daughter: Well mom, you know if a cop stops you, it will slow things down way more and you wont get to the bath room any quicker. (love her logic:blink: )

MMSarian: Yes, you are right. But if a cop really stops me and I roll down the window, one whiff and he wont want to deal with me. (and the urgency of having to go will be gone) :silly:

Please do not attempt this at any time. Please drive safely.
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Re: I was wondering if we could start a new category, a humor category. 30 Aug 2012 23:12 #22264

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LOL Sevenrays! That's right up there with:

You know you're an MMSarian when you HAVE to put down a child's sheet protector at night, just in case...
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